Phat Man Dee
Meet Phat Man Dee... attack stripper and songstress.
She'll come to your party, sing a lovely classic song, then start to dance. Her dance is
exotic, mesmerizing, and highly disturbing... watch your friends run! Or, invite one of
her alter egos to your special occasion...
Mistah Sistah Fat Man Dee
is half man, half woman, with a song for every occasion. A bald man in overalls on the
right, a lovely blonde batting her eyelashes at you on the left... it's vaudeville and
sideshow entertainment at its best. There's also...
Shimmy the Clown, an
unfortunate blend of bellydancing and clowning. Watch in horror as the lovely veil spins
off and voila! A 5'2, 200+ lb. bellydancing clown, shimmying towards your favorite
bachelor. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll promise to watch nothing but Cats for the rest
of your natural life.
Warning! Inviting Phat Man Dee or her affiliates to your event may cause
psychological damage. We cannot be held responsible for any therapy bills you might incur
should you decide to book her for your special occasion!
Want to know more about this one-of-a-kind
entertainer? Visit her website,
and be sure to check out her Promotional
page to see Phat Man Dee and friends in the news! |